7.11.08

This woman was almost the Vice President of the United States of America

So I've been reading the internet as I've been known to do (Current tab count: 12) and I came upon this ABC news article basically talking about what an idiot Sarah Palin is. I don't think we really need any further elaboration, but there are a few points that are just too funny/frightening to ignore.

  • Fox News reports that Palin didn't know Africa was a continent and did not know the member nations of the North American Free Trade Agreement -- the United States, Mexico and Canada -- when she was picked for vice president.
Could she seriously not even take the time to learn this stuff? It's three countries, and I'm pretty sure I knew this information in high school.

  • The New York Times reports that McCain aides were outraged when Palin staffers scheduled her to speak with French President Nicholas Sarkozy, a conversation that turned out to be a radio station prank.

That's just awesome. Those French DJs are my heroes. I hope they asked her if her cooch smells like brie.

  • Several publications say she irked the McCain campaign by asking to make her own concession speech on election night.
Okay so taking the previous points and everything else we know about what a complete idiot this woman is, could you imagine what she would have said? John McCain gave a pretty classy concession speech and she probably would have squatted over and taken a piss on it with whatever speech she had planned. Hopefully the Republican party gets the hint by McCain and Palin not being elected and let her go live out her life in Alaska as far away from me as she possibly can be.




If you want to read the article in full, go to
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Politics/story?id=6196407&page=1

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