Das Boot

Das Booooot! Yes, this is the same beautiful piece of artisan glassware that our German ancestors would drink their bier out of. Granted it looks retarded; who wants to drink beer out of a boot shaped glass? But the real question is, can you? Well last night I ventured to see if it is possible to finish the very menacing das boot without either booting (pun intended) or giving up. Well three Blue Moons and a very full stomach later I discovered that it is possible to finish das boot without the bubble popping beer in your face or giving up midway. Probably one of the most uncomfortable experiences of my life, das boot thoroughly tested my resolve and will as I ventured from the frothy foam at the top to the yummy beer waiting for me at the toe. My friends, if you have never experienced this type of challenge, I suggest you do for it is something that all self respecting men should at least attempt. At the very least, it is so ridiculous that you just have to see it and you will feel compelled. Long live das boot!